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whoami
Florian Beer
cat role.txt
SRE @ Laravel
systemctl status florian
● florian.service - Human, mostly caffeinated
     Loaded: loaded (/etc/systemd/system/florian.service; enabled)
     Active: active (running)
   Main PID: 1 (coffee)
      Tasks: too many (limit: 2 hands)
     Memory: excellent, as long as it's written down
     Status: "It's always DNS. Except when it's not. Then it's DNS."
uptime
up a long time, 1 user, load average: 0.42, 0.99, 1.33
cat /etc/motd
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
curl -sI https://florian.beer
HTTP/2 200
content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8
x-javascript: none
x-cookies: none
x-trackers: none
x-files: 1
x-slo: 100% # hard to miss with one static file
x-error-budget-remaining: all of it